Just for fun


Sister Catherine asked the Catholic school children in her fourth grade class what they wanted to be when they grow up.

Little Sheila replied, “When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!”

Sister Catherine’s eyes grew wide and she barked, “What did you say?!”

“A prostitute!” Sheila exclaimed.

Sister Catherine breathed a sigh of relief and said “Whew! Thank God! I thought you said ‘A Protestant’!”


Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress’s role. -Andy Borowitz

It now appears that as many as a dozen members of the Secret Service were involved in that Colombian prostitution scandal. Now six of the agents have been reassigned. The other six are now party planners for the GSA. -Jay Leno

Congress now is expanding its investigation into the Secret Service prostitution scandal. Congressmen want to know how could this happen, who was responsible, and do those ladies take Discover cards? -Conan O’Brien


Prankster Prostitute

A cop explains how requiring a prostitute to give him a freebie protects her from exploitation.

Officer Dingleberry explains why enforcing prostitution laws trumps investigating rape cases.

Edith explains to Dingleberry how being arrested for prostitution “protected” her into becoming a rape victim.

Officer Dingleberry and Edith go head-to-head on California’s proposition 35.


Edith V Government agent